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Meisteris Data 2006-11-17 23:47 Redaguota: 2006-11-17 23:55

cha cha tikrai yra dėmesio vertų :) man iš kolkas perskaitytų labiausiai istrigo šie:

> Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

bei:

> Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?

Tiesa, pirmąjį jau nuo senai žino kiekvienas normalus kompiuteristas... :)
Na ir šis atrodo neblogas, na bent jau panašus į tiesą :lol:

> Windows 95: 32 bit extension and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to
> an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor,
> written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

anamnesis Data 2006-11-18 14:34

Vienas iš labiausiai patikusių:

A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
   by Mark Twain

   For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped
to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer
be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained
would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2
might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the
same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with
"i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.
   Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear
with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12
or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.
Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi
ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz
ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.
   Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud
hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.